A friend of mine sent this to me, and it’s good for a chuckle:
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
The stamp is in perfect order. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive. People were spitting on the wrong side.
Watch out…if you’re caught spitting on the wrong side, you may be reported to the White House by the snitch brigade! There’s my two cents.